crossmyheartandhope | Overflow post

[Various overflows go here.]

I don't even know what I'm supposed to be.

[He's a vampire. He just hasn't looked into the mirror lately.]

No ears or nothing?

I guess you're kinda pale.

Just regular ears, I'm pretty sure.

[Touches them. It's an experiment!]

They feel regular.

Look regular, too.

Maybe you didn't change. Whatcha got on your card?

Oh yeah, that.

[He heaves a sigh.]

Just felt really fuckin' poorly-timed--okay, what the fuck is this?

Is what?

Is there something up with my teeth?

[Opens his mouth to poke one of them.]

Dude.

You're totally a vampire.

Oh, what the actual fuck...

[Keeps reading the card:]

I guess that'd explain why it won't shut up about bats.

Yeah, that checks out, alright.

What about you? What'd you get? I'm... probably not gonna bother much with this bullshit.

I been working through mine. I ain't doing too bad, honestly.

I, uh. I only got one left.