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Hey, what's up? It's me, do the message thing.

[BEEEP]

You know how I love to steal!

And just because it's you, and I've been gone for like, a week and a half, I'll call it a deal. But don't push yourself, mmkay? I know it's been kind of rough lately.

Shouldn't that be my line? You're one who just got kidnapped.

As if they couldn't WAIT to be rid of me! I'm really annoying, y'know?

How many people'd you prank before they sent you back?

I TRIED to hit up all of them but apparently there's even tighter security on other sets than here. Ya try to put hot sauce in some coffee and you're threatened with soul stealing solitary confinement, jeeze!

They didn't do it, right?

I'm not feeling tactless so I won't joke about not having a soul! So don't worry, totally in one piece from the neck down.

[He was mostly worried about the solitary confinement part, honestly...]

No miracle cure med school shows, huh? Figures.

[no tiny mirror iso cells!1]

Alas! But that'd be boring anyway.

Holding out for something showier, huh?

Aren't I always? I'll make sure every being here knows me some day, from the producers to every demonic intern.

God, right? Can't get higher than that.

SUPREME god!! I can never settle!

But I'll never forget the little guys, of course, so don't worry!

Gotta staff your new heavenly palace, huh?

Well yeah, but it'd be no fun if I just put you all to work! I've got way better ideas than that.

Yeah? Whatcha thinking?

Well most people wanna go home, right? Maybe I could make it so all your homes were connected to the world I create! Then you can see whoever you want any time. Also, I could summon you guys for when I want to crash a restaurant and look super intimidating, it'll be a riot.

Dude. That's genius!

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