crossmyheartandhope

Hey, what's up? It's me, do the message thing.

[BEEEP]

...It's like half honey. Any more, there won't be room for the tea.

Guess next time I'm gonna need a bigger cup.

[Reaches over, though, casual, to snag the tea.]

You're gonna need a visit to the dentist, more like.

S'cool, I got a toothbrush.

You probably got like 20 cavities. Gonna need dentures by the time we're here a year.

This is hell, pretty sure I'm covered. They probly got like whole rooms in this place just for root canals.

If you don't want a normal root canal, you probably really don't want a Hell root canal.

Yeah. Bet the drills're all rusty and stuff.

All the fluoride treatments are that gross bubblegum flavor, and none of the mouthguards fit right.

Ewww, not the gross bubblegum flavor.

Too late! Can't escape it! Shouldn't've had that last half-cup of honey!

Eh, guess I better live it up if there's no changing fate.

[Takes a sip of the tea.]